my goal is to write in this 4 times a week. heh. here it goes.

dear neighbors,
it is 11pm, the sunday before labor day, and you are obviously having a grand old time with your friends.
just to let you know, your drunken karaoke is not amusing two houses away. perhaps if you weren't singing at the top of your lungs in your back yard, i wouldn't be wishing you'd fall in your pool.
perhaps i wish i were d.karaokeing with you, but i am not and you're annoying.
please shut up so i can go to sleep, as i am already well on my way to being a crotchety old lady at the ripe age of 23.
thanks a bunch,
me.