well it's been a while and i can't bring myself to do anything substantial at the moment (which is terrible, considering what needs to be done by... tomorrow.)

anyway... what's up with the new slutty 5 dollar bills the US is printing up these days? i'm okay with a little purple on the front, i mean, many many different countries have pretty money that comes in different colors. i didn't like the peachy 20s when they came out, maybe because i'm just accustomed to green money. just call me resistant to change.

but seriously, that big ol purple five on the back? that's just slutty. it's so unneeded. i'm sure it will help with counterfeiting and all that jazz... but man they are just ugly! is counterfeiting a big problem? do we just not hear about it?

what's next on the minting agenda? we've enlarged the heads of pretty much every guy (twss... but ew), and i doubt that is neccesary. we've added peach and purple to some of our dollars. i'm guessing pennies are going to disappear (sad, i like pennies), maybe they will introduce some new colors. some pink? peacock? powder? i wish i could think of more p colors. i'm guessing blue and yellow (gold) are the next to show up. they won't beat the slutty purple though.

you may wonder why i think purple is slutty. i couldn't really tell you. i'm wearing a purple shirt now, and i am not, by any means, slutty. purple usually signifies royalty (dates back to the expensive dye they used), but theres something about putting purple on a green five dollar bill that screams slutty.

maybe i think about these things too much.